Can someone buy these for me?
Just when you thought it was safe to wear shoes again, Sperry went ahead and made variations of their popular brand to commemorate the best (and scariest) film of all-time. Sperry’s footwear was featured a lot in JAWS, mostly by people that were eaten presumably. We all know that man-eating sharks don’t discriminate when it comes to good taste.
My favorites are the slip-on ones in the headline photo, but if those don’t strike enough fear in your heart, there are a bunch of other styles to choose from.
Just look at those details! Safety whistle laces, shark teeth around the sole. Some even come with life-preserver lace holes! Seriously, my birthday is in a week.