It's a trailer this film deserves.
All the misguided nerds will experience a collective wet dream tonight as the first full trailer for the latest Twilight film was released. It appears the entire movie's climax (ahem) is the long-awaited sex scene between the vampire and his ridiculously absurd girlfriend.
Whether you've read the books/watched the movies or not, it's not hard to see how idiotic the material is. Bella telling Edward "as long as we both shall live" (hilarious). Him having an orgasm as destructive as a hurricane. Later knocking up Bella and looking shocked that the fetus is abnormal, even though he's a vampire and she's a human being. Peter Facinelli telling Bella her body won't survive to deliver the mutant baby...then you see her delivering. Take your pick.